so the three of them were basically made for each other. They're offensively rich, impossibly famous, vapid, childish, and they communicate with sexual innuendos. These two are the Holsom twins, (not to be confused with the Olsen twins): a pair of giggling pop stars who seem to love Duke almost as much as he does.

It's also a clue that the script was written in 2008. (Clicking the rest of these images will likely give you a better look at them).īut (shocking plot twist), it turns out that the flashback was all just a video game! A video game that took twelve years to make in fact, in an example of self-depreciating meta humour. Daikatana by the way was originally intended to be finished in seven months. To give this list some context, a top tier first person shooter in the mid 90s took on average about a year and a half of development time to get from concept to retail shelves (well, mailboxes in Doom's case) and Duke Nukem Forever was originally intended for release in mid 1998 or earlier. Man, poor Daikatana even its excessive delay was relatively mediocre. Luckily I just so happen to have one right here: unless you have a handy chart full of games to compare it to I guess.

But it's hard to visualise exactly just how long FIFTEEN YEARS really is. Today I have the pleasure of being able to show off the first few hours of the controversial Duke Nukem Forever!Įveryone knows that Duke Nukem Forever was left in the oven a little too long and if you've ever visited you could probably list a fair number of things that have come out while the game's been in development as well (like six Final Fantasy games, the first seven Call of Duty games, every Infinity Engine game, the entirety of the Unreal and Half-Life franchises etc.). Here's a game I've been wanting to play for the site for a while.

Download free duke nukem forever 1998